When I talked to Karen on the phone she seemed like the perfect "match" for my intentions with the fine animals she has housed at her facility. She assured me that I would have my "alone time" with the pony of my choosing. I selected a fine little number with a long tail for holding on.

But when I arrived she told me to I'd have to wear a blindfold and submit to her first.

I ran away fast! She's one ugly lady. I'd rather shave her little ponies.

I think her establishment is very poor indeed.